Eli Roth and the adventures of his micro pig

Eli Roth has a micro pig and the squealing has pissed off his posh neighbors. Eli loves the pig but admits the pig makes problems.

He tells Britain’s Empire magazine, “I recently got a micro-pig, and my pig is so loud, it screeches like a hawk. I tried to take it for a walk, so it goes down the stairs, then it starts screaming. My neighbors come out of their house and they think that I’m stabbing someone. So I point to my micro-pig and say, ‘It was him, it was him!’ They look at this little tiny thing and go, ‘Yeah, right.’”

Lmao, this pig sounds way too funny!

“It’s funny, because all my neighbors are rock and roll, but they’re actually the quietest neighbors in the world. Kanye West and Johnny (Rzeznik) from the Goo Goo Dolls – both really, really quiet.”

Kanye West is quiet, who would of thought, regardless someone send me a micro pig ASAP. – LADY

PS – Kanye West is not rock and roll.