Madonna to take over Las Vegas?

Rumor mongers have come out with the most ridiculous rumor to date. Word according to some is Madonna will occupy the retired attraction known as Caesar Palace Coliseum. The performance space that held the greats such as Celine Dion, Elton John and Cher, will hold the legendary Madonna?

I don’t think so my friends.

Madonna is like a tiger, you cannot cage her no matter what you do. Granted Sigfried and Roy did a decent job, look how that ended for the two. Anywho this is bullshit, she still has allot more to give the world. Las Vegas is more like a place were people go to relive pastimes, whether its be to behave like an unruly teenager, or hear an artist that was once relevant. This will not be Madonna’s tomb.

She has been offered a whooping Billion dollars for a five-year residency. Leaving her the worlds third female billionaire entertainer. I did some math as bad as I am at it, to see how plausible this number sounds. The Coliseum at Caesar Palace can hold 4, 128 people at max capacity. Lets says somehow she would perform 364 days a year, times five years that leaves us at 1, 820 performances. If it cost 300 dollars a ticket on average, times it by the 4,128 max capacity, it leaves you with an astounding, 1, 238,400 dollars a performances, Times that by the 1,820, it leaves you with a whooping $2,253,888,000.00, mhmmmm. I am pretty sure the billion they offered her is plausible.

I hope she wont take it, she has an entire new generation to conquer. – LADY